I Got Yer "Want List" Right Here...

Wide receiver and punt returner Eric Parker is seeing the field much more these days and he is taking full advantage. Dating back to last year’s season finale, Parker now has caught touchdown passes in back-to-back games. At Kansas City, he made a spectacular leaping 20-yard touchdown catch in the fourth quarter. Parker finished with two catches for 43 yards and averaged 11.5 yards on four punt returns. By default, he will likely start this week and give fans exactly what they have wanted...

I Got Yer "Want List" Right Here...

Suffering from post game post traumatic depression?

I want you to turn off your TV sets, go to your windows, and open them...

I want you to stick your heads out and yell...

I want you to yell "I am mad as Hell and I'm not going sit here and watch Reche Caldwell tip balls into the air to be intercepted and run back by the opposition"...

Perhaps we could shorten that.

I want you to yell "I want Eric Parker on the field RIGHT NOW" loud enough to be heard in Murphy Canyon...

I want the Chargers coaching staff to listen to you...

I want Eric Parker to run out onto that field for pre game introductions with the starting offense, and when he does...

I want Mary Catherine Gallagher up on the Jumbotron...

dressed in a Catholic school girl outfit...

and this is where it get's weird...

I want her to yell "SUPERSTAR".

After every amazing, acrobatic Eric Parker catch...

After every amazing Eric Parker punt return...

After every amazing Eric Parker touchdown!

Say it with me...

Gary Molyneux can be reached at [e-mail]